Sex Underwater - ....There are so many reasons not to do this, like:
1) The water is cold
2) I could be eaten by a whale
3) Someone could see
4) The Coast Guard could see
5) The captain of the boat could be cruel and drive away once I have hopped into the water
BUT, there are two great reasons to do this:
1) I’m naked in a large body of water
2) The captain may jump in and join me
|